July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

by Jacob Sheridan October 30, 2020

4th of July

The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!

by Golerina January 16, 2008

JULY 21

THE LONGEST FUCKING DAY EVER!!

SO THERE YOU WERE JULY 21 NOTHING TO DO NO WHERE TO GO SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE YOU DECIDED THIS MUST BE THE LONGEST DAY EVER.

by LONGEST DONG July 22, 2010

July 30th

The day so Trent fucked 69 bitches and his dick exploded

Yo Trent went ham on July 30th

by Fuckitbig dickrick6969 October 6, 2019

7th of july

a day no one cares about

i don't care about the 7th of july

by selom July 7, 2008

july 22

People born on this day have to biggest dicks ever!

Person1- yo aren't u born on july 22
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax

by BigDikD November 9, 2020

4 July

The day when our visual king was born, Lim sejun

4 July
how was your day?

it was sejun (perfect)

by @nujesy October 15, 2020