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The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
That’s a Markus Johnson run
by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018
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Nick Johnson

YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.
Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.
by Zero2infinity April 13, 2023
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Samuel Johnson

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.
by sausage_animations January 5, 2023
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Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021
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Boris Johnson

The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
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Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022
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