by Lvuitton July 28, 2017
A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!
by Pash90 April 30, 2018
1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock June 18, 2012
An abnormally large black penis
Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
by The J-Mann August 15, 2018
by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 21, 2017
by BE.URBAN October 13, 2020
A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011