Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Ed die

When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill

It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

Ed

A man who slang big dick

You should of seen Ed last night

by Jeezzzlouwezzzz November 22, 2021

Moth-ed

to be attacked by a winged insect know as a moth. the moths' preferred choice of attack will always be ambush. However, there are two different types of ambush attacks that the moths practice, the quick attack, or the drawn out attack. Quick attacks are when a moth hits the face or other body part of a person and then retreats. Long drawn out attacks are the same as the moths' quick attack method, but repeated multiple times and are not always an isolated attack on one body part.

I hate sitting outside at night because I am always the first person to be moth-ed!

by plasticpotato July 31, 2012

ED

undercover acronym for Eating Disorder

“I don’t know dude, my ED has been really challenging me lately”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019