Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

French Tug-Boat

When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass

"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"

by nigga bitch fo life September 20, 2008

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer July 03, 2007

Motor Boat

When making love to a girl and one of her legs start shaking so much,that u can put her in the back of a paddle boat and have no need to paddle,just use the motor boat or sex leg.

Oye Vivi I didn't know that your leg shook like a motor boat.

by Bizo Biz, D Money, Mojo Jojo and Step "no nickname" Cano January 14, 2005

push the boat out

spend more money; treat yourself

Should we drink wine or beer?
Let's push the boat out. Let's order champagne.

by villacao April 04, 2016

slow boat to china

meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.

"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"

by yimmys85 October 17, 2016

alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole

I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours

by water bottle3 September 08, 2012