Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

Ass Mole

A mole that lives in your ass

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.

by pear eater April 15, 2015

Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle October 3, 2008

ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

Ass Spray

A vile splattering of liquid feces on the inside of a toilet, sometimes actuated by a large fart while having diarrhea.

"Dude, flush next time will ya? I don't want to see your ass spray all over the toilet."

by 809yamaha January 26, 2010

Ass supremacist

A man who thinks his taste in asses is the best. Often there is a racist connotation e.g. he sees a fat and round ass as inherently grotesque and something only minorities could be aroused by. Also known as an ass elitist.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that fine woman over there, her ass is so fat and amazing.
Ass supremacist: You like that man? That's fucking gross. You got black in your dna bud, by any chance?
Guy 2: Ignore that racist prick, he's an ass supremacist.

by Mr. Grose August 30, 2019