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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025
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max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected
Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."
by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017
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rollover minutes

when you drink for several days in a row and alcohol is still in your bloodflow so its waayyy easier to get drunk.
yo when i went to floridahh for spring break i had rollover minutes going for a week straight!@!!!!
by Ron Magituarb April 19, 2010
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Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok
by anonymous September 11, 2021
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Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
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