What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
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duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.
hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.
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I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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I am. HandsUp.

Short police slang statement. The accused answering in a short 'matter of fast' tone, indicating decisiveness attached to the term 'HandsUp', adding a command for the criminal to follow.

Usually used in action movies when the protagonist captures the criminal or in real life when police give commands to the criminal in pursuit.
Police: Come with me now or else you'll be charged with more!

Criminal: You really think you're gonna be the one to take me in dawg??

Police: I'm done. HandsUp.

Criminal: Oh really?

Police: I am. HandsUp.

Criminal: Yes sir.
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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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