sexual act involving stanley cup, moose antlers and maple syrup. typically involves 2 female participants and 1 male. In most iterations female A impales her vagina on one side of the moose antler while female B sits on the other side. The male actor is then felated by both females while dumping maple syrup over their faces and repeatedly slamming them on the head with the stanley cup. this happens until all parties climax.
dude, i canada history'd until I could hear the stanley cup hitting some bitch in the head in my sleep. canada's history
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To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
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