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Canada's History

sexual act involving stanley cup, moose antlers and maple syrup. typically involves 2 female participants and 1 male. In most iterations female A impales her vagina on one side of the moose antler while female B sits on the other side. The male actor is then felated by both females while dumping maple syrup over their faces and repeatedly slamming them on the head with the stanley cup. this happens until all parties climax.
dude, i canada history'd until I could hear the stanley cup hitting some bitch in the head in my sleep. canada's history
by mr mustache February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
You seen LeRoy today eh? Last night he showed Martha Canada's History. Poor woman.
by DannyB99 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.
Canada's history is so spussy like
by jasonn18 February 4, 2010
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Unnatural History Channel

A homophobic Monster Hunter youtube channel known for making Monster Hunter ecology videos no one gives a shit about. His first video is the Rathalos and Rathian ecology videos that overall is just defending the Raths on why they suck ass. Go fuck yourself you bri'ish piss bucket, your videos are wrong and no one gives a shit.
"Wow, check out this guy named Unnatural History Channel, he has good videos and content on zoology an-" "Who tf cares."
by ChuckIenuts February 24, 2022
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Canada's History

A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup
Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?
by Arachina February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10

To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
by Verdy February 4, 2010
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A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)
by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
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