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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.
Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.
by circlejerkafrat May 22, 2018
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3-man handshake

When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.
"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'
by SwAgMaStEr69 May 26, 2018
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Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.
I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.
by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021
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Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.
I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.
by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018
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Romanian Handshake

The ceremonial handshake of the Romanian culture, where a native steals from the pockets of a visitor. This tradition is quite popular.
The guy who bumped into me on purpose gave me a Romanian Handshake and now I can't find my wallet.
by HungarianHorndog November 22, 2025
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