Golden Girl

An old lady (typically over 55 years of age)

According to a university study, Golden Girls are twice as likely to give oral sex (via Manswers)

by Masteronone April 26, 2011

Golden Cobra

When one dude pisses on another dude's cock and sucks it.

Fred Durst loves to perform golden cobras on little boys.

by Gefilte Fist June 23, 2011

Golden Chalice

when one pees in another's butt.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that crazy chick from Phoenix a golden chalice and she loved it.

Guy2: What's a golden chalice?

Guy1: I peed in her butt.

Guy 2: Wow I can't believe she liked that.

by Funky Fred1 October 20, 2009

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

grow the golden

the art of growing golden marijuana

"he wants to grow the golden man"

by GeOrGe*%( November 5, 2007

Golden Spade

A person who is relentless and persistent in the art of tuning and general lurking

Mate: "James' lurking is relentless tonight, he is always on the tune"
Me: "Dude, he's the Golden Spade"

by Keg JD October 14, 2012

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013