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The chocolate ghost

taking a shit, then wiping your "dirty" ass, only to see your log has mysteriously vanished from your bowl.
I felt and saw that I took a giant crap and when I went to grab some tp it pulled "the chocolate ghost" and it was gone.
by chocolate ghost January 10, 2009
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Ghost Machine

A car traveling with all external lights off at night, as to remain unnoticeable to standers by, regularly in an unpopulated and suburban area. Almost always filled with hooligans and traveling at excessive speeds. Phrase often used by the driver and cheering on passengers.
Driver / Passenger: 'WOOOHOOOO GHOST MACHINE!! GHOST MACHINE!
Stander by: 'What was that?'
by Chris J Dixon December 28, 2006
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Ghost in the System

A Ghost in the System is a bit of loose programming that developers overlook in a game that makes something strange happen. This has been observed in games most usually like Call of Duty, Halo, and Battlefield. These have been around since the first video game ever- pong.

It is expected that all games have at least one or two in them but it has not been proven true on every single game so far. They are most common in First Person Shooter games and least common in arcade games. Not all of them are discreet either.
Here are a few examples of Ghost in the System: The Ghost of Lockout/Blackout myth in halo, Teleporting Sniper in Battlefield, Ghost Car in pretty much every racing game ever- there are two examples of this, one being when there's a car nobody seems to be driving in the game, the other where there's an invisible car in the game.
by Terror Night April 11, 2010
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ghost rip

when one inhales smoke and the smoke remains in the lungs until they attempt to exhale and the smoke is not present.
Johnny Appleseed: dude, there's no smoke...

Johnny Depp: I know, it's ghost rip
by Ass-Um August 27, 2006
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Ghost Nut

Verb: When a man fakes an ejaculation so that he can stop having sex with a girl who cannot make him cum, or if he is too drunk. Hence the word "ghost", because the cum is no where to be found.
Dude,, that ish was so nasty, I just ghost nutt'd and bounced!
by JEstrada January 28, 2007
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ghost

When you are doing a chick from behind and you quickly pull out letting your buddy emerge into the room unsuspected and undetected and finishes the job while you exit the room.
Pat let kevin ghost his girlfriend one day, she had no fucking clue what just hit her!
by patkev February 23, 2009
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Ghost Penis

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".
"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."
by phantomimposter March 7, 2013
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