Friend Hoggin

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.

Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin

by Anonymous Sushi September 8, 2010

friend worm

a person who sends friend requests via other peoples' friend lists and continues to request their friends and so on and so on.

You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm

This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.

You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.

by sdsongster July 29, 2011

Friend Zone

When a girl decides you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option and become a complete non-sexual entity's in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp

"Dude Tom just found out he's been in the friend zone with Ashley."

"He's like a lamp."

by Cool guy858 May 28, 2014

Friend Zone

When you are in a deep emotional relationship with a member of the opposite sex that is in all ways exactly like a romantic relationship but without the physical connection. But unlike a romantic relationship, it is prone to end at any time and start up again without the inconvenience of actually breaking up.

"We spent all our time together and I thought we were going to start dating, but suddenly she started dating someone else and now barely talks to me. I guess I was in the friend zone."

by Iron Sheep May 9, 2014

Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

by Skimsy January 1, 2015

friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"

It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.

by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016

friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016