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Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!
Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.
by Awhitewv February 4, 2022
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Flat Us

Flat Us is where home is
It makes buildings and flats feel like home
Somewhere the faith of parents and youngsters reconcile
Being Defined as

Students 1 : I have to shift to mumbai, I dont know how to find accommodation

Student 2: I have a solution for you! Flat Us Www.flatus.com
You can find everything thing you want

From accommodation to food and travel help
by Flat us November 24, 2021
mugGet the Flat Usmug.

wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015
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Flat

Omg sayu is so flat wtf she needs some assflat
by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019
mugGet the Flatmug.

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow
I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.
by ac000000 January 11, 2011
mugGet the Flat Miraclemug.

Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.
I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
by Atari410 February 24, 2025
mugGet the Flat White to gomug.

B flat

The person who takes it up the ass in gay sex
Used by music lovers

Hey you a b flat
by Bottomle March 2, 2021
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