Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

by 3$K July 30, 2017

finger boats

When a girl has extremely big feet with long toes. The toe nails are weird in shape and the complete toe plus toenail looks like a hand.

"Can i borrow some shoes?"
"Hell no look at your finger boats"

by goldenmoonlight February 26, 2012

The frosty finger

The act of letting your hand get a frost bite, then inserting one of your fingers into a vagina.

My girlfriend was startled when I gave her the frosty finger!

by Trollenator October 21, 2014

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation

"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps

by chapman69 November 29, 2010

Slip Finger

The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.

I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.

I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

Barbecue Fingering

When you finger a girl's asshole and some sort of residue comes out onto your hand. You decide to give it a lick, it looks like barbecue sauce. It's definitely not.

"I had a bad case of barbecue fingering last night..."

by Niggalas ShiNigga October 18, 2016