Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

Your god father is a cock sucker

A comeback do leave people stumped

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker

by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018