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facebook pretty

People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.

These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
"I've seen that girl in real life; she's just facebook pretty."
by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010
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Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
by jimjammarama February 25, 2011
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facebook induced mood disorder

A new psychiatric disorder, soon to be released in the DSM V, in which an adolescent becomes suicidal, fakes feeling suicidal, or reports homicidal ideation that is directly related to a series of facebook wall posts from said adolescents love interest, rivals, friends, or enemies. This syndrome often leads to a psychiatric admission, and treatment with Adderall, Lexapro, or both. Sadly.
Resident Doctor Smith: "Well, Connor, what brings you to the psychiatric emergency room today?"

Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"

Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
by Drs. Heather and McNamara April 25, 2011
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facebook minority

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.
A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !
by Dave Newton September 6, 2011
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
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facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.
Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010
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facebook phobia

Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?

Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}

Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
by Veranda Collingwood October 12, 2010
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