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Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey
Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
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Abbigail Evans

An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.

When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.

Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.
“I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”
by I.love.my.non.cat??? June 19, 2022
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Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.
Evan is the sweetest man ever.
by KCAnne October 12, 2023
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Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE
Evan is a dumb bitch
by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022
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Evan

Evan is an amazing person.He makes the funniest jokes,he is very kind hearted and if you have a chance with an evan just know your going to have the best life.Most Evan's may not have the best friends but he is way better and has a way different personality then the people he knows.Even is very smart.He has wonderful brown eyes like a puppy dog.If you ever get the chance to meet even better be in love your gonna love your life after you meet Evan.

-if a certain Evan ever comes across this just know that a blonde blue eyed girl really likes you,Also know that your a wonderful amazing person and all lot of people would agree with me
Girl:I wish I was with an evan
Friend: your gonna have the best life with an evan,they are so kind hearted and amazing.
by Lola0824 January 17, 2023
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Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.
Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.
by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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