Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

Ethan Holt

A little shit cunt bastard prick who bears a stunning resemblence to a guinea pig or other small rodent

Ethan Holt: Your Dads Dead

by Oisin Colledge May 29, 2020

Ethan Cutkosky

An attractive, 19 year old boy. He is basically the definition of perfection.

Omg he’s so hot i can’t!!!
- I know right, he’s like on an Ethan Cutkosky level...

by You’re classic local bitch🤠🤠 February 11, 2019

Huh Ethan

A boy who repeatedly says "huh" "what" "bro" and "fam"

you: what are you doing

A boy: "huh"
you: there's a huh Ethan

by skrtskrteatdirt March 19, 2021

Ethan Fyfe

a back-stabbing betraying fake taxi calling fashion famous one star voting eviction notice traitor manipulator eye rolling secretly laughing peach apricot person who betrays his friend all the time and gaslights them

“ethan fyfe snatched my laptop to stop me from winning”

by the one who speaks the truth,, April 21, 2022

Ethan Troxel

Ethan Troxel is One of the worlds hottest guys, pretty much gets any girl he wants, has long blonde hair and green eyes. Ethan Troxel also happens to be 14 but lemme tell you if he’s 14 I’m 14. You can often catch him playing basketball or talking shit, or just hanging with friends, some call him a fuckboy but I just call him hot. One if his most famous quotes is “I can get any girl I want” this is obviously true as he is the hottest person at Norris middle school. Pretty much everyone I know has a crush on Ethan Troxel including me of course.

Katey-omg Ethan Troxel is so hot I would totally smash

by Plunthd September 28, 2018

Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

by etRock November 8, 2016