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Ginger

Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)

by therealasswax January 5, 2024

Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.

You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."

by blablashart May 18, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

Ed Windle

A legend.
Best person I have ever met.
No-one is better than this man.
This is the type of person you want to be friends with.
They are polite, kind and have a great sense of humour.
Windles' are the best.

"Yo Tyler is that Ed Windle?"
"Ed Windle Is the best!"

by Ann0nym0u5 February 26, 2022

Ed

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015

Crack Ed Coffee

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by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024