earth humper

Someone who annoys you by telling you pointless ass information that is clearly unnesasary or has no importance to you.

u walk out side and its cold, and someone tells you that that same time last year it wasent as cold, but it was cold.you would then turn to your friend and call that person a earth humper forreal

by The Mz December 13, 2006

Live Earth

A concert that was supposed to raise awareness about saving the planet, but instead wasted more kilowattage than the average household uses in a year.

A vessel for opportunists like Sheryl Crow to preach their hippie crap i.e. using only one square of tp for your bungholio.

A concert that wastes a lot of energy while at the same time making people feel like their the ones making an effort to save the earth.

Person 1: I love Live Earth. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Person A: That my friend is hell creeping up on you.

1: Explain please?

A: This concert wastes more energy than you do in a freakin' year.

1: I'm doing something instead of staying home and watching TV.

A: For the first time in a while, watching TV is the better option.

by Mart Adler October 14, 2008

Earphone Syndrome

Earphone Syndrome is when you've have an earphone in for so long it feels like it's there, even when it isn't.

Man1: Shit, I was listening to The Weeknd all day and now I have earphone syndrome!
Man2: Oh man that sucks.

by xoxxxoooxo December 30, 2012

Down to Earth

a song my ashton irwin that is so fucking amazing and if you don't agree then stfu.

"Dude did you hear Down to Earth"
"Oh yea it's so good it's by Ashton Irwin right?"

by ashtoncallmenow April 7, 2021

earth muffin

Hippie, biker chick, who implements Brainworks.

Kim is an earth muffin.

by fortgiffen November 16, 2011

flat earther

A person who challenges the beliefs that they are told through school and do experiments to find that the earth is truly flat. Smartest people on PLANE earth

Don't dissmiss it because it sounds stupid
No flat earther wants to be rediculed but the truth is the truth and it will set you free
Google' Eric Dubay 200 reasons why earth is not a spinnning ball

Have you seen the boats going over the curvature

No- the earth is flat, take a good telescope and it will be back, I'm a flat earther

by Flatearth April 9, 2017

Earth Hour

instead of earth day, earth hour, a day we tell the earth, Hey we're just not that into you

earth hour, 23 less hours then earth day

by jon12345677654321noj March 29, 2009