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Pseudo-Dating

The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.
My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.

I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.
by WTZ_82 February 28, 2008
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blood doping

To take someones blood, specifically their red blood cells and inject it into your body. Increasing your own red blood cell count enabling you do be more active and go for longer. Blood doping is dangerous and illegal and shouldn't be done in athletics but happens anyway.

Blood doping on the streets is a real fun way of doing it. Get some poor victim, scare him, to get his adrenaline up, draw his blood, and insert it into your own body to get a natural high.
They wouldn't let me donate blood because I had been blood doping with so many different people. Aids for the win.
by Romanfool November 20, 2007
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doing it to Brent

when women become obsessed with their gigantic, Herculean dildos.
"So, Tiffany, how's that dildo working out for you? That's one intimidating monster, I'll tell you." "Why do you think I haven't been at work all week, silly? I told the boss I had the flu, but I've really been doing it to Brent. That, and watching Oprah."
by Evil Jedi October 5, 2006
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Doing a Danielson

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.
Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.
by Liarfish April 10, 2007
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doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
by venus88 September 21, 2009
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doing stuff with the food

Going naked on the webcam, or doing something dirty for real.
Sha, you were totally doing stuff with the food, with that random guy!

So what's up?
You know!
What?
Do you wanna do stuff with the food with me?
Totally!
by Dioldo May 18, 2011
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