Doomsday Striker

When you uppercut a dude in the nuts during that euphoric timeframe in between cumming and collapsing onto the bed after a blowjob.

For neutral evil characters only. Uppercuts during ejaculations or after are strictly for chaotics and lawfulls respectively.

Girl #1: Is that blood in your toilet bowl?

Girl #2: Yeah Adam forgot to take the trash out again.

Girl #1: Doomsday Striker?

Girl #2: Works every time

by SSG Divorce September 15, 2019

doompy poomp

When you're peaking on methamphetamine, two dudes & a chick with a strap on poomp you in the doompy, taking turns or at the same time.

"Bro, I went to visit Skrillex backstage and saw his doompy getting poomped by two dudes and a chick."
"Hey fellas (and lady), I'm high on meth, ya'll down for a doompy poomp?"
"Did you hear what happened to Alex yesterday? He got spun out and doompy poomped at the safe house."

by PoompedDoomp December 17, 2020

Doomtalker

Someone that is taking always about the worst possible side of an aspect.

I would never go to China because they do COVID-19 anal swabs.
Bro, you are a Doomtalker.

by Corelianer March 9, 2021

doompa

A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicy stuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.

doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend

by pancake_master96 March 26, 2021

doomballs

Relating to aggressive and intimidating genitalia. Can be used as a complimentary word to a cool and awesome, or homosexual person.

Sally: Wow. Those are some doomballs.
John: Trueeeeee

by 08bg April 2, 2021

doomdog_539

a moderator for for twitch streamer AndAnd__. the second to be vip and modded on AndAnd__’s channel

doomdog_539 burned his grilled cheese sandwich

by scrapz12345 May 30, 2021

Dooms Week

When your high school exams start this week and they’re about to kick you and your friends asses😭😭

**Exam week**
Zha’Mari: Y’all ready for dooms week?!😭”
**The Whole Group Chat**
“Hell nooooo💀”

by Notyamain December 13, 2021