December 4

National jump out a window day!! A day where you just jump out or imagine yourself jump out a window all day long

Person 1: why are you staring at the window

Person 2: I’m imagining my self jumping out of it

Person 1: why

Person 2: because it’s december 4th national jump out a window day!

by I.am.gayer.than.you! December 2, 2019

December 13

National Awesome People Are Born On This Day! It’s T Swizzle’s birthday broski, time to celebrate!

Random Person: Ugh it’s December 13, another boring day
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is wear black day everyone in your school better be wearing black or they gonna get slapped

Oh hey you aren’t wearing black it’s December 5th time for u to get slapped

by Youate2manyapples November 13, 2019

December 1

Kiss your gendered friend day

Why did you kiss me I’m a girl and your bestie!? Well it’s December 1st

by Theslap.com November 17, 2019

December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!

Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....

by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

Dedicated December

Everyday during the month of December one must complete 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and run 1 mile.

"You participating in Dedicated December?"
"Ya, I need to get back in shape."

by Allen Riverview November 30, 2009

December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019