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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
mugGet the Corona Condommug.

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
mugGet the You Do Use Condomsmug.

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
by Jackster404 March 3, 2023
mugGet the Condomemug.

Condom

Delete us the fetus
by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022
mugGet the Condommug.

Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
mugGet the Condomeeringmug.

fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 14, 2015
mugGet the fancy condomsmug.

Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
mugGet the Condommug.

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