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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016
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windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
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Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.
*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*
by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021
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communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.
You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.
by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024
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Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019
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