closet texting

Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.

1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.

2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"

by Olivia Jasmine December 15, 2006

Le Clos

Le Clos is a case where you are getting anal sex and as your partner pulls out, a little bit of turd falls out your anus. This could be from the smalles little rosebud to a bigger lot of turd.

Jack told me how his ex-girlfriend had a real bad case of Le Clos!

by Jahsohn October 16, 2010

Closet Conservative

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.

1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...

by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019

Closh

To have sex on school grounds, especially when caught by a security guard.

It was so embarassing when we were caught closhing in the stairwell.

by JayTheSecurityGuard April 22, 2011

clone

1. a copy

2. fan of the Jim Rome show.

Scientist will clone about anything these days.

I listen to the Jim Rome show I guess that makes me a clone.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.

Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.

by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010

closer

someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.

Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch

by scott 007 September 16, 2008