Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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till it clock

Till it clocks means when it's time to finally stop. It's the maximum amount of time an activity can go on for.
Nick- how long you gonna date Brittney?
Adam- Imma date get her till it clocks
by Yunggdaggerdiick January 19, 2018
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Gyat o' clock

This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.
Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye
by Antipekka January 04, 2024
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UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
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Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.
Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?
by suxwaste January 16, 2013
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clock z's

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"
by Caliado December 01, 2014
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