The Grandfather Clock

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010

rock o'clock

the time at which a small concert starts. usually an hour or two after whatever time is advertised on the flier so that people have time to show up and the performer or performers have time to get a little drunk.

Q: do you remember what time the show was gonna start tonight?
A: i dunno man, rock o'clock.

by blazingelectricdeath May 6, 2011

Pussy o' clock

A term used to describe any time between nine in the evening and two in the morning, but most often eleven pm, at which people may choose to go to sleep.

"I might need to turn in at pussy o' clock if I keep going at this rate."

"You can't turn in now, it's only pussy o'clock."

by SuzyKiten September 12, 2013

Beer O'Clock

The time when you get off work on Friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house.

Finally beer o'clock! I'm heading off the bar!

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

Fuck a Clock

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

by Vik___ August 15, 2009

beat the clock

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO

like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahah

by GIO-ita January 25, 2007

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019