Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011