Cleveland, OH

The Mistake on the Lake; the only city to have a river that catches fire; a good view in your rear view mirror; however, they have had a good Symphony over the years, and Jim Brown was a famous Brown; all-in-all, not a place you'd want to go to now if you didn't have to.

Cleveland, OH sucks.
Cleveland, OH is a lousy, old, run-down little town.
The river burned and the people laughed, then they went bankrupt.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

Cleverage

Using ones breasts to provide leverage when opening a jar or bottle or otherwise manipulating a difficult object.

Jessica struggled to open the bottle of champagne until she put it between her breasts and used a little cleverage.

by JeoCasher March 28, 2009

Cleveland Browns

Taking a nasty ass crap

Hey baby, I am going to take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl.

by Cletus VanDamme September 22, 2006

Cleveland Profiterole

Anal sex that ends up with a deep, deep injecton of creampie.

I gave your mom a huge Cleveland Profiterole last night and made her walk home. She said she could feel splooge sliding into her undies with every step.

by Bunstuffer2k May 13, 2009

cleechy

a person that follows people around who don't really want them to be there. they are clingy and leechy (leech) at the same time.

come to this party, but don't tell that cleechy kid.

by nini's a ninja April 30, 2006

Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006

Cleveland Director

The world's next big movie director. Probably of the cult-classic variety. Seriously, you should see him work on a movie, you've probably never seen such passion. Also, did I mention he makes the best roommates ever? I don't know what I'd do without him. He is so fresh, so clean, and hot and fresh out the kitchen

A Cleveland director may have set our room on fire, but it doesn't matter because I love him too much anyway.

by AsianFranny December 9, 2012