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christian aitken

The single sexiest thing on this planet.
by Spongebob986 April 26, 2019
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christian voice

Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.

Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.

The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.

christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.

It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.

The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.

While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. June 7, 2007
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christian diaz

ur typical white hispanic boy, who always feels the need to be RIGHT about everything! he's got sum nice shoes tho and can hop like a wabbit to pretty high places.

usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy

cannot be tied down, must be free to wander

make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)

** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
oh thats such a christian diaz move!
by shembulock123 November 2, 2017
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Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.
by WannabeU July 5, 2016
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Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.
Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
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Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
by Nigger cunt fucker October 9, 2019
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Christian Gago

Great friend, with libugin girlfriends. A great vlogger of his generation. A talented person- tiktokerist, guitarist, tinderest and nudist.
Our Christian Gago is Gabo. Drinking alcohol is like drinking water scented with Katol (Bow)
by Brokenheads July 5, 2020
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