chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

A very short yet fat dick

Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

by Poodlepoo22 February 22, 2015

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache June 2, 2016