chalanka

to urinate in ones mothers mouth while jerking off a rhinosurous

Many african tribes chalanka 5 times a day.

by trisha and brian. December 9, 2004

chanandler bong

alter name of chandler bing of friends, the name you would call a person who thrives off sarcastic humor

That Vi, she's one chanandler bong, i'll tell ya what.

by Caustic Fever December 13, 2003

Bri-chan

A blonde girl convinced she is Asian, and shortens her name to Bri, adding 'chan' on the end, signifying a likeness of childess cuteness

"Do you think that blonde girl is really Asian?"
"Nah, she is a total Bri-chan"

by White Beyonce December 31, 2008

Chan-Sexual

Chan sexual means if your first name is Chandler, you only like fat chicks and fireball.

I'm chan-sexual because that chick is hot as fuck and she weighs 4 hundy.

by HardDicks&Airplanes December 12, 2018

[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.

I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.

by wnk January 4, 2009

Ryan Chan

Fat Asian

Obesity at its finest

Wow look its a Ryan Chan

by Leong dick style October 5, 2019

Don’t Give Corona a Chance!

When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.

If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.

by Covido September 27, 2020