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carry the bap

The act of carrying the bap consists of numerous actions where one must keep the bap safe. The "carrier of the bap" may jorgan, polyp, or even medusa when performing this act.
by Boobzy Wolfcastle April 28, 2005
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carry-on tuggage

The act of masturbating under your carry-on luggage while on a plane flight.
I don't know if I can last this whole 2 hour flight without mastutbating. It's time for some carry-on tuggage!
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office cart

1, noun.
A trolley used in an office to deliver mail to white collar workers.

2, noun.
A person who has been romantically linked to a high number of people.
Originated from a rather poor attempt to create a metaphor describing an individual who "gets around."

3, noun/exclamation.
A phrase that is uttered or referenced, often loudly, to avoid answering a question or to change the subject, especially when he or she is being hounded for answers.
An indication that one feels uncomfortable with the topic being discussed or feels that a response would be self-incriminating.
Originated from an individual's attempt to escape embarrassment by referencing another individual's attempt to avoid explaining the humble origins of the office cart metaphor.
1.
I started out in the mail room. I was the loser who pushed around the office cart.

2.
She's a total office cart. Everyone has slipped mail into her slot.

3(a).
"What made you think dating her would be a good idea?"
"I plead office cart."

3(b).
"So, what exactly happened during the Christmas party?"
"Um, office cart!"
by TT C September 7, 2006
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Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.
My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.
by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011
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Carrying an umbrella

Clearly Noah carries an umbrella, he loves men.
by Anonymous November 20, 2002
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Cart

Something you go shooping in; or jump on it and have fun is da parkinglot.
Ẅoah, Bailey go zoom i the cart in front of the supermarket.
by SayNo2Drugs April 23, 2021
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tart cart

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)
Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.
by Mr. C July 14, 2004
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