Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

Blazing Butts

The act of farting super fast , super loud, and super long.

Shaq and Kevin Hart were eating Taco Bell, then shaq farts and then Kevin Hart says damn shaq you’re Blazing Butts.

by Matho laga February 3, 2023

Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 December 31, 2022

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Butt growl

A fart that you successfully keep from escaping but decides to let loose inside and resembles your stomach growling loudly but clearly is not coming from your stomach.

I held that fart in but everyone still heard my butt growl. I was so embarrassed when my butt growled in the middle of class.

by Creatrix March 6, 2021

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022