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Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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Tennessee blowjob

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”
by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023
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Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk
Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!
by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
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