Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023

by James Hold1 May 18, 2021

by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
