A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
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David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
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I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
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Get the weird in the beard mug.When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
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