Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.

We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.

by Vealson June 10, 2024

water basin

when you hover over someone and let your leaky shit water drip into their belly button

ok ill let you water basin if you let me chilidog

by TheGreatCreator October 11, 2024

moose basing

something to do with drugs

We are moose basing. - H

by TaskManager January 3, 2025

Burger Bushing

The act of forcing a burger into your doo-doo dispenser and giving it an extra patty by doing backflips to reorganize the orderly ingredients, so the dookie ends up between the bun with the patty—then let it slide out, all while performing this behind a bush.

The court proceedings demonstrated how the culprits forced their victims to start Burger Bushing, two people taking opposing sides of the victim to initiate the backflip, the rest was self-explanatory.

by Jawn Doo April 7, 2025

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025