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Baked Brown Log 

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007
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baked/wendys 

when someone is baked out off their mind, after smoking to many bowls of weed and has to desire to hit up some Wendy's. He/she will most likely get the baked potato from wendys.

pronounced bakedwendys in one word, but just to show two words when typing it use the slash
Bob says. "Dude I'm so fucking baked man, let's go to wendys".

everyone else says. "Dude are you baked/wendys".

Second base on an error 

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

free base 

1) (n) A type of cocaine that you cook up in a frying pan. And by you I really mean your honor roll student, boy scout son.
2) (v) To prepare the above type of cocaine.
3) (v) What a walked batter gets in a baseball game.
4) (n) A chemical that's the opposite of an acid and doesn't cost anything.
1) When little Timmy failed his math test, his mom decided to cheer him up by cooking up his favorite dinner: free base cocaine.
2) We don't free base in the Brook, we just smoke flat-out crack rock.
3) With runners on second and third and the World Series on the line I figured it would be a good call to just give Barry Bonds a free base.
4) I hear there's a deal over at Chemicals Mart where if you buy an acid at retail price, you get a free base.
free base by Nick D February 1, 2004

First Base Friends 

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.
Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."

seventh base 

now yer kinda pushin it/.... but if u do that math right....according to my calculations it would b a big anal foursome :)
we had a seventh base partay on my houseboat...i got it in the ass 4 times!
seventh base by ahhahahha October 13, 2003

Base Camp 

The place whereby expeditions start and end. A place to call home away from home, and a place where noble troupes gather.
The troupes have gathered at base camp before their debautcherous night out, only to return again later for rest and recouperation.
Base Camp by Jess_thelilJ February 21, 2015