base humour

A strand of humour which is juvenile, puerile, and base—the kind normally expected of a manchester united fan, for example.

Dan's a united fan, he only gets base humour.

by LFCX6 November 20, 2019

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Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

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Omega Base

Holding hands. There is a common misconception that there are only four bases in a relationship, but there are 5. The 5th is the best, cause holding hands is a sign of simplicity and amazingness.

Aw! They're so sweet when they're in the Omega base!

by chellynsam June 14, 2010

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143rd base

When you make love passionately while saying the letters 1, 4 and 3 slowly into your partners ear while fucking him / her so passionately that if you were to watch your own sex tape it would make you cry as if a relative of your has just passed away in a tragic accident

"Omg BRO i jsut got to the 143rd base and i watched over and over again i probably went through about 14 boxes of tissues it was so hot."

by mica orcullo August 1, 2008

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