cleveland baked potato

The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.

Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.

by Bothee August 24, 2006

third base

The third base before home plate in baseball you damn perverts.

Jacki Robinson advanced to thrid from second after Duke Snider's single to centerfield.

by Paulness May 31, 2005

basecamp douche

A person who lives and dies by Basecamp (a software tool for project collaboration & task management), and is unable to complete even the most basic administrative tasks unless they are catalogued in their Basecamp milestones.

"Wendy, can you fix the link on that page we just published?"
"Sure. Send me a message in Basecamp and attach a milestone to it."
"But can't you just DO it? I'm telling you about it now."
"Put it in Basecamp."
"Wow, you're being a real Basecamp Douche!"

by punky! December 9, 2008

to the base

when a bitch sucks your dick and takes it all in. down to the base.

little kati took cock all the way to the base.

by Smoky the Behr June 11, 2006

20th base

giving yourself a blowjob and then your penis blows up.

"Dude I went to 20th base last night"
"Can you really?"

by Divi September 17, 2006

44th base

When you proceed to grow to gigantic proportions and have group sex with Godzilla, Rodan, King Kong, the Cloverfield monster and the Power Rangers' Megazord in Manhattan whilst shoving the retaliating fighter jets in your ass and the tanks into the shafts of yours and the other participating parties’ penises. The climax of getting to 44th base involves simultaneous ejaculations which subsequently drown all of the citizens in New York.

1 - "That was awesome dude, last night I got to fucking 44th base"

2 - "My dad was in NY for a business meeting. He didn't come back"

1 - "Wow, sorry dude"

2 - "Ain't no thang, he was an alcoholic douche who used to touch me and beat my mom"

by Ason In Korea January 27, 2009

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008