Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.

Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".

by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017