bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 February 28, 2012
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Bacon Handle

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!
by Bacon Handler December 13, 2011
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bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.
07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol
by nicetoknowu June 01, 2011
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bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?
by Tommy TwelveGauge January 09, 2023
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bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?
by Tommy TwelveGauge January 09, 2023
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Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.
by Patman888 August 19, 2016
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Brodie bacon

A spastic who is fit and autistic
Did you hear brodie bacon is doing princess trust
by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022
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