Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

Sky Bacon

Helicopter Police Patrol

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.

by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

pulled a bacon

To take a long nap.

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"

by romromrom May 18, 2014