Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

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Austin Jewis

Austin lewis as a Jew in an alternate dimension.

The legend of Austin Jewis is true

by Kevin Danper April 29, 2018

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Austin Stubbings

Austin Stubbings sucks at fortnite. Dont let him near Owen Griegs brother hell definetly touch him up and down

Damn did you see Austin Stubbings walking with that kid?

Yes that was owens brother theyre gonna get it on

by The best hottest person ever December 07, 2023

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Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

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