August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

by monke cactus March 13, 2021

August 30

August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born

When were you born?

I was born on August 30

You’re the epitome of perfection

by sjidowosej November 21, 2021

August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 10

National boyfriends day. Post them to your social media & show them you care. 🤍

Hey guess what!! ITS august 10th ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY!!!

by Hey ik you August 10, 2022

21 August

The day the baddest bitch and a material gurll was born. Your really lucky, pretty, and u will get all the boys u want in the future if u are born on this date.

OMG she was born on 21 august. The beauty dayyyy. God I'm jealous of her!

by materialgworl21 April 30, 2022

August 6

August 6 is National slap your bestie butt day ✋🍑😜

Emily:*slaps bestie on the butt*
Bestie:Why did you do that!!??
Emily:Cuz it’s August 6 National slap your bestie butt day baby!!🤤🔥😌

by slapurbestiesbutt June 4, 2022

August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022