Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit

I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl

by Angry Floater August 8, 2022

Angry Drake

The act of storming around the office because your women has forced you to adopt a cat and sell your badass boat for a paddle board!

Shane woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is pulling an Angry Drake today.

by Jmovian October 24, 2022

Angry Fish

When you pretend like you’re lying but you’re actually telling the truth

You angry fished me bro I thought you were lying

by Thedankestrick September 30, 2021

Angry Ginger

A ginger who gets absolutely FURIOUS.

person 1: 'What do you call people like Moya?'
person 2: 'Oh, you just call them angry gingers'
person 1: 'Why?'
person 2: 'Idk. bcs their ginger?'
person 1: 'Oh that makes sense, Moya is an angry ginger.'
person 2: 'Exactly.'

this is a joke!

by chonkey2.0 March 1, 2022

Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"

Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.

by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010

angry dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils

hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?

by ravens homerun January 9, 2012