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Angry Pterodactyl

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two

Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 4, 2021
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Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit
I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl
by Angry Floater August 8, 2022
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Angry Drake

The act of storming around the office because your women has forced you to adopt a cat and sell your badass boat for a paddle board!
Shane woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is pulling an Angry Drake today.
by Jmovian October 24, 2022
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Angry Fish

When you pretend like you’re lying but you’re actually telling the truth
You angry fished me bro I thought you were lying
by Thedankestrick September 30, 2021
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Angry Ginger

person 1: 'What do you call people like Moya?'
person 2: 'Oh, you just call them angry gingers'
person 1: 'Why?'
person 2: 'Idk. bcs their ginger?'
person 1: 'Oh that makes sense, Moya is an angry ginger.'
person 2: 'Exactly.'

this is a joke!
by chonkey2.0 March 1, 2022
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Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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angry dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils
hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?
by ravens homerun January 9, 2012
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