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Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
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Angry Cleavage

(Adj) During the act of aggressive coitus it is the visually appealing motivating and highly appreciated action of a woman's perky, shapely, or otherwise amble breasts (size not withstanding) that will be shaking vigorously during the love making or the sexual exercise or encounter. Each person has their ideal version of this but you will know it when you see it.

Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Man, I saw those women walking down the street with their chest hanging out; she was looking good and damn she had some Angry Cleavage!!!
by Rupert Samuel Allison August 29, 2023
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Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
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angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.
I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.
by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021
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Angry Ginger

person 1: 'What do you call people like Moya?'
person 2: 'Oh, you just call them angry gingers'
person 1: 'Why?'
person 2: 'Idk. bcs their ginger?'
person 1: 'Oh that makes sense, Moya is an angry ginger.'
person 2: 'Exactly.'

this is a joke!
by chonkey2.0 March 1, 2022
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Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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angry dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils
hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?
by ravens homerun January 9, 2012
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