Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.

Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

by societyfailed November 10, 2017

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.

"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"

by grangerdanger December 23, 2009

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

change I can believe in

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

by ConsumerProtectionAgencyNow! July 24, 2011

Super Special James Change

A method of changing gear so fast you would not belive. Employed by leaning forward alot, grabbing the gearlever and wrenching it back (in to 2nd or 4th) using not only your arms, but your whole body. Changes can be done in as little as 0.12 microseconds. Russ perfected its use, resulting in a "repairable" 307 HDi and a "she'll 'ave to go to the factory" golf 1.6 hireglen.

I was using my super special james change and it all went a bit glen!

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

Mankind knew that they cannot change society,

so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts.

Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts. HEAVEN OR HELL. DUEL 1. LET'S ROCK.

by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 August 7, 2023

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020