abastia

A boy that love and cares for friends and family even if they hurt him and can be annoying but still loving and hates and will hurt anyone who hurts his friends

Ahhh yo he's such a 'abastia'

by Tiklemapikle November 12, 2020

Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes

My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.

by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020

Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

Alaskan ChocolateShake

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.

Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!

by YourBigDaddy69 January 21, 2021

Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021